The Coasters

Along came jonesthe coastersi plopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2a bad gunslinger called salty sam was chasin' poor sweet suehe trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,"if you don't give me the deed to your ranchi'll saw you all in half!"and then he grabbed her (and then)he tied her up (and then)he turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)(chorus):and then along came jonestall thin jonesslow-walkin' jonesslow-talkin' jonesalong came long, lean, lanky jonescommercial came on, so i got up to get myself a snackyou should've seen what was goin' on by the time that i got backdown in the old abandoned mine, sweet sue was havin' fitsthat villain said, "give me the deed to your ranchor i'll blow you all to bits!"and then he grabbed her (and then)he tied her up (and then)he lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)(chorus)i got so bugged i turned it off and turned on another showbut there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeosalty sam was tryin' to stuff sweet sue in a burlap sackhe said, "if you don't give me the deed to your ranchi'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"and then he grabbed her (and then)he tied her up (and then)he threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)a train started comin' (and then, and then...!)(chorus)