Grateful Dead

Well I was drinkin' last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said, "Pal get to know her, you'll like her"
Seemed like the least I could do.

Cause when he's chargin' his chopper
Up and down your carpeted halls
You will think me by contrast quite proper.
Never mind how I stumble and fall.
Never mind how I stumble and fall.

You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride,
At least I'm enjoying the ride, yea.
At least I'm enjoying the ride.

Now miss sweet little soft-core pretender,
Somehow, babe, it got as hot as it gets
With her black leather and gold spike suspenders
Her chair and her whip and her pets.

Well we know you're the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great.
And we know how you love your ovations
For the Z-rated scenes you create.
The Z-rated scenes you create.

You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride,
At least I'm enjoying the ride, yea
At least I'm enjoying the ride.

You analyze me, pretend to despise me,
You laugh when I stumble and fall.
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance, I will crawl across it
Unable to dance I'll will crawl, yea
Unable to dance I'll crawl.

You must really consider the circus
It just might be your kind of zoo
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a person as perfect as you.

And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
'Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in, yea
When the snakes come marching in.

You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
For taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Ride, ride, ride, ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
At least I'm enjoying the ride
Ride, ride, at least I'm enjoying the ride

Song Lyrics: "Hell in a Bucket"
Recorded by: "Grateful Dead"
Written by: (Words by John Perry Barlow;
Music by Bob Weir)
Album: "In The Dark" 1987