domingo, 12 de diciembre de 2010

Pat Shortt Jumbo Breakfast Roll (Picture Slideshow)

Pat Shortt Jumbo Breakfast Roll (Picture Slideshow)




Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed
Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head
I don¹t have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl
I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll


Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and
tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll



Well whether you¹re a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road.
Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own
If you¹re working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole
There¹s no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll


Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll


Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache
I went to me Doctor he said that¹s an artery blocker you have every morning at break
So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel
But I can¹t get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll


Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll


Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man
I have lost three stone, I¹m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian
My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I¹d sell my soul
To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll


Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll


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